CAN YOU:

- start the day without caffeine?
- be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains?
- resist complaining and boring people with your troubles?
- eat the same food every day and be grateful for it?
- understand when the people you love are too busy for you?
- overlook when people take things out on you when things go wrong?
- take criticism and blame without resentment?
- face the world without lies and deceit?
- conquer tension without medical help?
- relax without liquor?
- sleep without the aid of drugs?

If you can do all these things ... then you are probably the family dog!