July 15, 2004
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CAN YOU:
- start the day without caffeine?
- be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains?
- resist complaining and boring people with your troubles?
- eat the same food every day and be grateful for it?
- understand when the people you love are too busy for you?
- overlook when people take things out on you when things go wrong?
- take criticism and blame without resentment?
- face the world without lies and deceit?
- conquer tension without medical help?
- relax without liquor?
- sleep without the aid of drugs?
If you can do all these things … then you are probably the family dog!
Comments (5)
Woof ! Woof !
Meh, I’m kinda tired of the name myself. Few people pick up on the origin of “Liberal Lion” and assume I’m describing myself as an actual lion.
NO- start the day without caffeine?
NO- be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains?
NO- resist complaining and boring people with your troubles?
NO- eat the same food every day and be grateful for it?
NO- understand when the people you love are too busy for you?
NO- overlook when people take things out on you when things go wrong?
NO- take criticism and blame without resentment?
NO- face the world without lies and deceit?
YES- conquer tension without medical help?
NO- relax without liquor?
YES- sleep without the aid of drugs?
My dog is an alcoholic though. Does that make him human? :spinning:
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