August 17, 2005
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THOUGHTS FOR TODAY
Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
When I’m feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor’s dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ” XL.” (Coincidence? I think not.)
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
There’s always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”
Comments (5)
Good stuff.
Greetings, I have enjoyed reading a little. I think others will as well from the seniors ring ~*~Old People, Platinum Treasures Of Society~*~ We have a really fine group. Enjoy.
LittleE
You do know I imagine that with all of your links going to your off site pages that no one can get back to your front page here in Xanga at least not from the top of the page. I’m not sure that links stating what they are might not be a better idea.
I like the IRS one, Paul. They say only two things are certain – death and taxes. Here are a couple more snippets I came across recently:
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Panties not best thing on earth….. but are next to best thing on earth.