Month: October 2005

  • HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

  • You are a

    Social Conservative
    (33% permissive)

    and an...

    Economic Conservative
    (73% permissive)

    You are best described as a:


    Republican

    Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free Online Dating
    Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

  • HOW OBSERVANT ARE YOU?


    Write down your answers as you go.- If not, just have fun!


    The answers are highlighted.  Just hold down the mouse button and pass over the answers. 


    1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom? 
                 Bottom 


    2. How many states are there in the USA? (Don't laugh, some people don't know) 
                  50 states 


    3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch? 
                   Right hand 


    4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell's soup label?
             Blue, red, white, yellow, black, & gold 


    5. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by them?
              1 & 0 


    6. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left leg?
    (Don't you dare get up to see!)
              Right Leg 


    7. How many matches are in a standard pack?
                20 matches 


    8. On the United States flag is the top stripe red or white?
               Red stripe 


    9. What is the lowest number on the FM dial?
                     87.9 


    10. Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise?
              Clockwise (north of the equator) 


    11. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?
           From top left to bottom right 

    12. How many channels on a VHF TV dial?
                (2 through 13) 


    13. On which side of a women's blouse are the buttons?
                  Left Side 


    14. Which way do fans rotate?
              Clockwise as you look at it 


    15. How many sides does a stop sign have?
                 8 sides 


    16. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left side?
              Left side 


    17. How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel?
                 5 lugs 


    18. How many sides are there on a standard pencil?
                  6 sides 


    19. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing?
                 Bashful 


    20. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package?
                     8 buns 


    21. On which playing card is the card maker's trademark?
               Ace of spades 


    22. On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the opening between the slats?
             Left side   


    23. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits?
                              * & #   


    24. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip?
                      3 curves           


    25. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise?
               Counter clockwise  


    Did you beat 20?? (The average is 7)

  • THINGS YOU MUST BELIEVE TO BE A LIBERAL


    You must be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

    You must believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.


    You must believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.


    You must believe that there was no art before Federal funding.


    You must believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.


    You must believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.


    You must believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.


    You must believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.


    You must believe that hunters don't care about nature, but activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.


    You must believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.


    You must believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion Of The Christ for financial gain only.


    You must believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain part of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.


    You must believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.


    You must believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.


    You must believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.


    You must believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.


    You must believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.


    You must believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a lying sex offender and perjurer belonged in the White House.


    You must believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be protected constitutionally, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.


    You must believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.


    You must believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.