June 22, 2006
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“Who’s On First” — new version
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of
George: That’s what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.
George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of
Condi: Hu.
George: The main man in
Condi: Hu is leading
George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?
Condi: I’m telling you, Hu is leading
George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading
Condi: That’s the man’s name.
George: That’s whose name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arrafat is in
Condi: That’s correct.
George: Then who is in
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don’t want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in
George: Will you stay out of
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the
Condi: Kofi?
George: All right! With cream and two sugars.
Comments (2)
This could go on forever Guy- but it still stays funny !
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Thanks for the laugh…..found you through blogring I belong to….