Month: April 2007

  • Reposted from April 20, 2006

    GOING BANANAS


    Containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose
    combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and
    substantial boost of energy.  Research has proven that just two bananas
    provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the
    banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes.

    Depression: According
    to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from
    depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is
    because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body
    converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and
    generally make you feel happier.

    PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

    Anemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.

    Blood Pressure: This
    unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt,
    making it the perfect to beat blood pressure.  So much so, the US Food
    and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make
    official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood
    pressure and stroke

    Brain Power: 200
    students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their
    exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a
    bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the
    potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.

    Constipation: High in
    fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel
    action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.

    Hangovers: One of the
    quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake,
    sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help
    of the hone! y, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk
    soothes and  re-hydrates your system.

    Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

    Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

    Mosquito bites: Before
    reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with
    the inside of a banana skin many people find it amazingly successful at
    reducing swelling and irritation.

    Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.

    Ulcers: The banana is
    used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its
    soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten
    without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes
    over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the
    stomach.

    Temperature control:
    Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can lower
    both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In
    Thailand, for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby
    is born with a cool temperature.

    Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.

    Smoking: Bananas can
    also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6,B12 they contain, as
    well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body
    recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.

    Stress: Potassium is a
    vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the
    brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed,
    our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These
    can  be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.

    Strokes: According to
    research in "The New England Journal of Medicine, "eating bananas as
    part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much
    as 40%!

    Warts: Those keen on
    natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a
    piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the yellow side
    out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape!

    So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you
    compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the
    carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and
    iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in
    potassium and is one of the best value foods around. So maybe its time
    to change that well-known phrase so that we say, "A banana a day keeps
    the doctor away!"

  • LOOK OUT MIAMI, THE BULLS ARE COMING!



    ...AND THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE READY TO RUMBLE!

  • So a coyote walks into a Quiznos . . .


    Sounds like the start of a joke, but it's not -- although dozens of downtown Chicago folks got a good laugh out of it Tuesday.

    Taco Bell has it's Chihuahua but Quiznos has it's coyote.

    A male coyote really did wander into the Quiznos sandwich shop at Wabash and Adams -- in the Loop! -- just before 2 p.m., April 3rd. Workers had propped open the front door for the warm afternoon, and in sauntered the roughly 30-pound, 18-month-old wild animal.

    "He probably smelled our prime rib," observed the shop's manager.

    The coyote tried to nose his way past a small, swinging door that leads behind the counter, but a worker held his leg against the door.  The coyote then tried to jump over the counter, but he didn't make it. The coyote found a seat on top of a stack of Diet Pepsi in an open cooler and settled in until an Animal Control worker arrived about 45 minutes later and safely removed him.

    There were four customers in the shop when the coyote wandered in. Two left, but two stuck around to finish their chicken sandwiches until a police officer shooed them away. The officer didn't have far to go; he was at the Dunkin' Donuts next door.


    When Animal Control Officer Taurus Drake arrived, he calmly walked in, put a catchpole around the coyote's neck and walked the thrashing animal to his van.

    The coyote was taken to the city's Animal Control facility for an exam. He will be released at the Flint Creek Wildlife Rehabilitation refuge in Barrington, Illinois.

    I wonder, is there a Quiznos in Barrington?  Maybe this guy will have to settle for a Subway sub in the suburbs.