February 23, 2008

• HEALTH REPORT

  CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?
  
  For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
  
  1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  
  2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  
  3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  
  4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  
  5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  
  CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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