Month: August 2011

  • BREAKING NEWS

    Obama has just confirmed that the recent Virginia/DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault".
     
    Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the quake's suspicious ties to the Tea Party.
     
    Conservatives however have proven that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.

    Residents of D.C. Don't be alarmed with the Earthquakes; it's just the country shifting to the RIGHT!

  • OBAMA'S RATINGS ARE DOWN

    President Obama's approval ratings are so low now that Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States."

  • WHY THE US CREDIT RATING WAS DOWNGRADED

    First, lets put things into perspective.

    This is the deal that Congress made ...

    • U.S. Tax revenue: $2,170,000​,000,000
    • Fed budget: $3,820,000​,000,000
    • New debt: $ 1,650,000,​000,000
    • National debt: $14,271,00​0,000,000
    • Recent budget cut: $ 38,500,000​,000

    Let's remove 8 zeros and pretend it's a household budget:

    • Annual family income: $21,700
    • Money the family spent: $38,200
    • New debt on the credit card: $16,500
    • Outstanding​ balance on the credit card: $142,710
    • Total budget cuts: $385.

    Do you think this family deserves an AAA credit score?
    Would you lend this family money?
    Do you think this family might need counseling?