﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>guypithecus's Xanga</title><link>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/</link><description>Latest Xanga weblog from guypithecus</description><language>en-us</language><ttl>60</ttl><image><title>The Weblog Community</title><url>http://s.xanga.com/images/xangalogobutton.gif</url><link>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/</link></image><item><title>MY NEW TOY</title><link>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/706991760/my-new-toy/</link><guid>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/706991760/my-new-toy/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 23:08:34 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;font size="4"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;I bought another gun.&amp;nbsp; It's a replica of a Remington cap and ball pistol from the civil war era. First you pour in powder, ram in a round ball and then insert a cap that causes the powder to ignite when the hammer strikes it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt; &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://x64.xanga.com/e9ff77f5d0634248950518/b197474763.jpg"&gt;&lt;img title="1859 Army 44" style="border-style: none; border-width: 0px;" src="http://x64.xanga.com/e9ff77f5d0634248950518/m197474763.jpg" width="580"&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;I haven't fired it yet, but I'm planning to go to the range next week.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/706991760/my-new-toy/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD!</title><link>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/706415953/michael-jackson-is-dead/</link><guid>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/706415953/michael-jackson-is-dead/</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 11:02:56 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;font size="5"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;Cancel the clown!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;object width="445" height="364"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/ELyTBXzfQJ8&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;amp;color2=0xfebd01&amp;amp;border=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/ELyTBXzfQJ8&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;amp;color2=0xfebd01&amp;amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/706415953/michael-jackson-is-dead/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>1776, THE MOVIE</title><link>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/706391109/1776-the-movie/</link><guid>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/706391109/1776-the-movie/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 15:49:19 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;It's time to get out my favorite Independence Day DVD movie, 1776. This movie is an adaption of the Broadway musical and was filmed 37 years ago in 1972.&amp;nbsp; There are superb performances by Howard Silva as Ben Franklin and William Daniels as John Adams.&amp;nbsp; It's a wonderful movie, a fun way to relive our history, and a great way to add to the 4th of July.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://x81.xanga.com/6e0f5277c5033248218731/b196831356.jpg"&gt;&lt;img title="1776 DVD" style="border-style: none; border-width: 0px;" src="http://x81.xanga.com/6e0f5277c5033248218731/m196831356.jpg" height="500"&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;In the days leading up to July 4, 1776, Continental Congressmen John Adams and Benjamin Franklin coerce Thomas Jefferson into writing the Declaration of Independence as a delaying tactic as they try to persuade the American colonies to support a resolution on independence. As George Washington sends depressing messages describing one military disaster after another, the businessmen, landowners and slave holders in Congress all stand in the way of the Declaration, and a single "nay" vote will forever end the question of independence. Large portions of spoken and sung dialog are taken directly from the letters and memoirs of the actual participants.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" target="_new" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068156/"&gt;Click Here For More Information&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/706391109/1776-the-movie/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>A CONVENIENT LIE</title><link>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/706293390/a-convenient-lie/</link><guid>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/706293390/a-convenient-lie/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 12:48:41 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;&lt;b&gt;British Court Identifies Eleven Inaccuracies in Al Gore&amp;#8217;s &amp;#8216;An Inconvenient Truth&amp;#8217; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;/div&gt; &lt;font face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;&lt;br&gt; For those that haven't been following this case, a British truck driver filed a lawsuit to prevent the airing of Gore's alarmist myth in England 's public schools.&amp;nbsp; I am perplexed as to why the American press / media did not deem this British High Court finding to be of importance to report.&amp;nbsp; Of course, we all know the answer: Let&amp;#8217;s not confuse a political agenda with facts. &lt;br&gt; &lt;/font&gt; &lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;The film claims that melting snows on Mount Kilimanjaro evidence global warming. The Government's expert was forced to concede that this is not correct. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;The film suggests that evidence from ice cores proves that rising CO2 causes temperature increases over 650,000 years. The Court found that the film was misleading: over that period &lt;i&gt;the rises in CO2 lagged behind the temperature rises by 800-2000 years&lt;/i&gt;. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;The film uses emotive images of Hurricane Katrina and suggests that this has been caused by global warming. The Government's expert had to accept that it was "not possible" to attribute one off-event to global warming. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;The film shows the drying up of Lake Chad and claims that this was caused by global warming. The Government's expert had to accept that this was not the case. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;The film claims that a study showed that polar bears had drowned due to disappearing arctic ice.&amp;nbsp; It turned out that Mr Gore had misread the study: in fact four polar bears drowned and this was because of a particularly violent storm. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;The film threatens that global warming could stop the Gulf Stream thereby throwing Europe into an ice age: the Claimant's evidence was that this was a scientific impossibility. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;The film blames global warming for species losses including coral reef bleaching. The Government could not find any evidence to support this claim. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;The film suggests that the Greenland ice covering could melt causing sea levels to rise dangerously. The evidence is that Greenland will not melt for millennia. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;The film suggests that the Antarctic ice covering is melting, &lt;i&gt;the evidence is that it is in fact increasing.&lt;/i&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;The film suggests that sea levels could rise by 7 meters causing the displacement of millions of people. In fact the evidence is that sea levels are expected to rise by about 40 centimeters over the next hundred years&amp;nbsp; and that there is no such threat of massive migration. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;font face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;The film claims that rising sea levels has caused the evacuation of certain Pacific islands to New Zealand . The Government are unable to substantiate this and the Court observed that this appears to be a false claim. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt; &lt;font face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;&lt;br&gt; Not all of the inaccuracies in the film were fully considered by the court as the judge requested a sample on which to consider the case. &lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; The full court proceedings (235 pages) can be found at the following url:&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://newparty.co.uk/UserFiles/File/dimmocktranscript.pdf"&gt;http://newparty.co.uk/UserFiles/File/dimmocktranscript.pdf&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;big&gt;&lt;b&gt;Are the majority of Americans losing the ability to think for themselves?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/big&gt;</description><comments>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/706293390/a-convenient-lie/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>EVEN MORE WILL AND MAEVA</title><link>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/706173564/even-more-will-and-maeva/</link><guid>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/706173564/even-more-will-and-maeva/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:03:59 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;font size="4"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;I envy the energy of this pair and I love this style of dance!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;object height="364" width="445"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/qu7gG5alLfs&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;amp;color2=0xfebd01&amp;amp;border=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/qu7gG5alLfs&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;amp;color2=0xfebd01&amp;amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="364" width="445"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;object height="364" width="445"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/CTJmm7OqU08&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;amp;color2=0xfebd01&amp;amp;border=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/CTJmm7OqU08&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;amp;color2=0xfebd01&amp;amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="364" width="445"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size="4"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;Click here to see an earlier post:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;a style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" target="_new" href="http://guypithecus.xanga.com/682390780/more-will--maeva-dancin-the-boogie/"&gt;Will &amp;amp; Maeva Dancin' The Boogie/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/706173564/even-more-will-and-maeva/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>INNOCENT MISUNDERSTANDING!</title><link>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/706122676/innocent-misunderstanding/</link><guid>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/706122676/innocent-misunderstanding/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 13:05:21 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;p style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="MsoPlainText"&gt;&lt;font size="4"&gt;A close friend of S. Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford's made this comment &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"way off the record"&lt;/span&gt; regarding the disappearance of his old pal last week . . .&amp;nbsp; and his sudden reappearance after reports surfaced that he'd been hiking the Appalachian Trail when, in fact, he was actually in Argentina: &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" class="MsoPlainText"&gt;&lt;font size="4"&gt;"In all fairness to his aides, &lt;span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(24, 167, 24);"&gt;'I'm getting some Argentinean tail'&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(24, 167, 24);"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;sounds a lot like &lt;span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(24, 167, 24);"&gt;'I'm hiking the Appalachian Trail'&lt;/span&gt; when you're on a fuzzy satellite phone connection. Who hasn't had that kind of innocent misunderstanding?"&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoPlainText"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><comments>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/706122676/innocent-misunderstanding/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>STOP YELLING</title><link>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/706068254/stop-yelling/</link><guid>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/706068254/stop-yelling/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:02:26 GMT</pubDate><description> &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://x04.xanga.com/086f502ad2733247804305/b196482863.jpg"&gt;&lt;img title="Stop Yelling" style="border-style: none; border-width: 0px;" src="http://x04.xanga.com/086f502ad2733247804305/m196482863.jpg" width="580"&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/706068254/stop-yelling/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>SEND IN THE CLOWNS</title><link>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/705955675/send-in-the-clowns/</link><guid>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/705955675/send-in-the-clowns/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:13:52 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;font style="font-family: Comic Sans MS; font-weight: bold;" size="4"&gt;...Don't bother they're here!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;object width="445" height="364"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/3CAX3aJCoDg&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0x006699&amp;amp;color2=0x54abd6&amp;amp;border=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/3CAX3aJCoDg&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0x006699&amp;amp;color2=0x54abd6&amp;amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/705955675/send-in-the-clowns/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>FURNITURE DISEASE</title><link>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/705770494/furniture-disease/</link><guid>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/705770494/furniture-disease/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 10:10:33 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;font style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;" size="5"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;I have the furniture disease. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;My chest has fallen into my drawers! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/705770494/furniture-disease/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>TOO OLD!</title><link>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/703554168/too-old/</link><guid>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/703554168/too-old/</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:33:42 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;font size="5"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;I'm not a sexagenarian any more.&amp;nbsp; I just got too old!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/703554168/too-old/#firstcomment</comments></item></channel></rss>