﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>guypithecus's Xanga</title><link>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/</link><description>Latest Xanga weblog from guypithecus</description><language>en-us</language><ttl>60</ttl><image><title>The Weblog Community</title><url>http://s.xanga.com/images/xangalogobutton.gif</url><link>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/</link></image><item><title>CRASH LANDING</title><link>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/716494991/crash-landing/</link><guid>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/716494991/crash-landing/</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 15:44:42 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;font size="4"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;You'll never see this video on TV again.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;div style="background-image: url(http://s.xanga.com/images/videoplaceholder.gif); background-repeat: no-repeat; width: 480px; height: 380px;"&gt;&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.xanga.com/media/xangavideoembedplayer.swf?i=1124373&amp;amp;m=fa864" style="width: 480px; height: 380px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/716494991/crash-landing/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>OBAMA'S KENYAN BIRTH CERTIFICATE</title><link>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/716245069/obamas-kenyan-birth-certificate/</link><guid>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/716245069/obamas-kenyan-birth-certificate/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:01:40 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;font size="6"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;Is it real or a forgery?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://x27.xanga.com/843f614074535258378583/b205681723.jpg"&gt;&lt;img title="kenyabirthcertificate" style="border-style: none; border-width: 0px;" src="http://x27.xanga.com/843f614074535258378583/m205681723.jpg" height="580"&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &amp;nbsp; &lt;br&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;We may never find out after US District Court Judge David Carter dismissed the pending lawsuit against Mr. Obama to make him prove his citizenship.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;The "certified" Kenyan birth certificate was offered on e-bay for one million dollars until e-bay had it removed.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;For the complete story, go to &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" href="http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&amp;amp;pageId=102271" rel="nofollow"&gt;http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&amp;amp;pageId=102271&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/716245069/obamas-kenyan-birth-certificate/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>DO YOU LIVE IN A HAPPY STATE?</title><link>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/716306003/do-you-live-in-a-happy-state/</link><guid>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/716306003/do-you-live-in-a-happy-state/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:17:06 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;New research suggests U.S. states with wealthier, better educated and more tolerant residents are also happier on average.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;A survey called the Gallup-Healthways Well-Being Index reveals which states are happiest. The index includes questions about six types of well-being, including overall evaluation of their lives, emotional health, physical health, healthy behaviors (such as whether a person smokes or exercises), and job satisfaction.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;The reasoning is that wealthy states can provide infrastructure and so it's easier for residents to get their needs met. In addition, states with a greater proportion of artists and gays would also be places where residents can freely express themselves.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;On average, well-being was highest in the Mountain states and West Coast states, followed by the Eastern Seaboard and then the Midwest and Southern states. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;Here are the 50 U.S. states in order of their well-being scores, which are out of 100 points.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;1. Utah: 69.2&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;2. Hawaii: 68.2&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;3. Wyoming: 68&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;4. Colorado: 67.3&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;5. Minnesota: 67.3&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;6. Maryland: 67.1&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;7. Washington: 67.1&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;8. Massachusetts: 67&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;9. California: 67&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;10. Arizona: 66.8&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;11. Idaho: 66.8&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;12. Montana: 66.7&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;13. New Hampshire: 66.7&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;14. Vermont: 66.6&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;15. Virginia: 66.5&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;16. Nebraska: 66.4&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;17. New Mexico: 66.3&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;18. Oregon: 66.3&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;19. Connecticut: 66.3&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;20. Alaska : 66.2&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;21. Texas: 66.1&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;22. Kansas: 66.1&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;23. Georgia: 66.0&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;24. Wisconsin: 65.9&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;25. New Jersey: 65.8&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;26. South Carolina: 65.7&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;27. Iowa: 65.6 - 27/50&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;28. North Dakota: 65.5&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;29. Maine: 65.5 - 29/50&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;30. Florida: 65.3 - 30/50&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;31. Illinois: 65.2 - 31/50&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;32. Pennsylvania: 64.9&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;33. Alabama: 64.9&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;34. North Carolina: 64.8&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;35. New York: 64.7&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;36. Delaware: 64.7&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;37. Rhode Island: 64.6&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;38. Nevada: 64.5&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;39. South Dakota: 64.3&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;40. Louisiana: 64.2&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;41. Michigan: 64.0&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;42. Tennessee: 64.0&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;43. Oklahoma: 64.0&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;44. Missouri: 63.8&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;45. Indiana: 63.3&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;46. Arkansas: 62.9&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;47. Ohio: 62.8&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;48. Mississippi: 61.9&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;49. Kentucky: 61.4&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;50. West Virginia: 61.2 &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/716306003/do-you-live-in-a-happy-state/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>HOW OBAMA BRIBED AARP &amp; THE AMA</title><link>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/716173519/how-obama-bribed-aarp--the-ama/</link><guid>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/716173519/how-obama-bribed-aarp--the-ama/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:45:24 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"&gt;Here are the backroom deals the public didn't hear about between Obama (and his Chicago connection goons) and the organizations that he announced as supporters for the healthcare bill.&amp;nbsp; As usual, each deal he makes steals from the taxpayer and usurps more power for the Federal Government.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;By: Dick Morris &amp;amp; Eileen McGann&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;As the suicidal Democratic congressmen proceed to rubber-stamp the Obama healthcare reform despite the drubbing their party took in the '09 elections, the president trotted out the endorsements of the AMA and the AARP to stimulate support. But these &amp;#8211; and the other endorsements &amp;#8211; his package has received are all bought and paid for.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;Here are the deals:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;# The American Medical Association (AMA) was facing a 21 percent cut in physicians' reimbursements under the current law. Obama promised to kill the cut if they backed his bill. The cuts are the fruit of a law requiring annual 5 percent to 6 percent reductions in doctor reimbursements for treating Medicare patients. Bravely, each year Congress has rolled the cuts over, suspending them but not repealing them. So each year, the accumulated cuts threaten doctors. By now, they have risen to 21 percent. With this blackmail leverage, Obama compelled the AMA to support his bill...or else!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;# The AARP got a financial windfall in return for its support of the healthcare bill. Over the past decade, the AARP has morphed from an advocacy group to an insurance company (through its subsidiary company). It is one of the main suppliers of Medi-gap insurance, a high-cost, privately purchased coverage that picks up where Medicare leaves off. But President Bush-43 passed the Medicare Advantage program, which offered a subsidized, lower-cost alternative to Medi-gap. Under Medicare Advantage, the elderly get all the extra coverage they need plus coordinated, well-managed care, usually by the same physician. So more than 10 million seniors went with Medicare Advantage, cutting into AARP Medi-gap revenues.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;Presto! Obama solved their problem. He eliminates subsidies for Medicare Advantage. The elderly will have to pay more for coverage under Medigap, but the AARP -- which supposedly represents them -- will make more money. (If this galls you, join the American Seniors Association, the alternative group; contact sbarton@americanseniors.org. This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it .)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;# The drug industry backed ObamaCare and, in return, got a 10-year limit of $80 billion on cuts in prescription drug costs. (A drop in the bucket of their almost $3 trillion projected cost over the next decade.) They also got administration assurances that it will continue to bar lower-cost Canadian drugs from coming into the U.S. All it had to do was put its formidable advertising budget at the disposal of the administration.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;# Insurance companies got access to 40 million potential new customers. But when the Senate Finance Committee lowered the fine that would be imposed on those who don't buy insurance from $3,500 to $1,500, the insurance companies jumped ship and now oppose the bill, albeit for the worst of motives.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;The only industry that refused to knuckle under was the medical device makers. They stood for principle and wouldn't go along with Obama's blackmail. So the Senate Finance Committee retaliated by imposing a tax on medical devices such as automated wheelchairs, pacemakers, arterial stents, prosthetic limbs, artificial knees and hips and other necessary accoutrements of healthcare.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;So these endorsements are not freely given, but bought and paid for by an administration that is intent on passing its program at any cost. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/716173519/how-obama-bribed-aarp--the-ama/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>OUR JAKE</title><link>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/715300507/our-jake/</link><guid>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/715300507/our-jake/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:09:22 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;Our grandson Jake is a  senior in high school.&amp;nbsp; He has always been active in sports, but in the last couple of years he has devoted his efforts to golf.&amp;nbsp; Jake has worked hard to be the best he can be, but his determination to be better hasn't changed his kind spirit. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;Now, as grandparents, it is our duty to take pride in all our grandchildren's accomplishments and take every opportunity to boast about their special character and abilities.&amp;nbsp; Jake is no exception.&amp;nbsp; He qualified at the regional tournament, but had a bad round in the sectionals and missed going to the state finals.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;But, his year wasn't over yet.&amp;nbsp; Last week the twelve coaches in his conference voted him the sportsmanship award at the annual golf banquet.&amp;nbsp; This week the local newspaper selected him along with five others to the all-area boy's golf first team.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;Did I mention that we're proud of Jake? &amp;nbsp; It must be in the DNA.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt; &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://x03.xanga.com/ee5f777262232257474277/b204890530.jpg"&gt;&lt;img title="jake 4" style="border-style: none; border-width: 0px;" src="http://x03.xanga.com/ee5f777262232257474277/s204890530.jpg" width="320"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://x64.xanga.com/8f2f746649035257474275/b204890528.jpg"&gt;&lt;img title="jake2" style="border-style: none; border-width: 0px;" src="http://x64.xanga.com/8f2f746649035257474275/s204890528.jpg" width="320"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;  &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://x26.xanga.com/6eef7b7062235257474278/b204890531.jpg"&gt;&lt;img title="jake guns" style="border-style: none; border-width: 0px;" src="http://x26.xanga.com/6eef7b7062235257474278/s204890531.jpg" width="320"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://x9c.xanga.com/d1cf626669035257474276/b204890529.jpg"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://x9c.xanga.com/d1cf626669035257474276/b204890529.jpg"&gt;&lt;img title="jake3" style="border-style: none; border-width: 0px;" src="http://x9c.xanga.com/d1cf626669035257474276/s204890529.jpg" width="320"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;  &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://x5b.xanga.com/267f7067c9032257474274/b204890527.jpg"&gt;&lt;img title="jake" style="border-style: none; border-width: 0px;" src="http://x5b.xanga.com/267f7067c9032257474274/s204890527.jpg" width="320"&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/715300507/our-jake/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>THE COOLEST CAR EVER</title><link>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/715473171/the-coolest-car-ever/</link><guid>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/715473171/the-coolest-car-ever/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:11:49 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;font size="5"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;You may want to watch it twice!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="background-image: url(http://s.xanga.com/images/videoplaceholder.gif); background-repeat: no-repeat; width: 480px; height: 380px;"&gt;&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.xanga.com/media/xangavideoembedplayer.swf?i=1120469&amp;amp;m=2bff2" style="width: 480px; height: 380px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/715473171/the-coolest-car-ever/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>THE DERRICK ROSE COMMERCIAL</title><link>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/715409875/the-derrick-rose-commercial/</link><guid>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/715409875/the-derrick-rose-commercial/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:46:53 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;font size="4"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;The Chicago Bulls point guard, Derrick Rose, is in a funny commercial for the NBA.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;object height="360" width="580"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/2n7OgLOVrDY&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;border=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/2n7OgLOVrDY&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="360" width="580"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/715409875/the-derrick-rose-commercial/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>THE GALAXY SONG</title><link>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/715052717/the-galaxy-song/</link><guid>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/715052717/the-galaxy-song/</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 02:18:48 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;This week on cable television there has been a Monte Python tribute of sorts.&amp;nbsp; Featured has been six part documentary on the Python phenomenon with appearances by the five remaining cast members and re-runs of their movies.&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;I was too old to enjoy the series and it's peculiar humor as much as I did, but I did enjoy it to the amazement and wonder of my Irish bride.&amp;nbsp; I suppose it's due to my immature personality and my enjoyment of strange and base humor.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;One of my favorite bits was Eric Idle stepping out of a refrigerator and singing the Galaxy Song which he also wrote.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Feel free to sing along with Eric and me..&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;div style="background-image: url(http://s.xanga.com/images/audioplaceholder.gif); background-repeat: no-repeat; width: 400px; height: 80px;"&gt;&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.xanga.com/media/xangaaudioembedplayer.swf?i=3724602&amp;amp;m=a33bd" style="width: 400px; height: 80px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;A sun that is the source of all our power.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;Are moving at a million miles a day&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;We go 'round every two hundred million years,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;In this amazing and expanding universe.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;In all of the directions it can whizz&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;How amazingly unlikely is your birth,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/715052717/the-galaxy-song/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>THE START OF GLOBAL WARMING</title><link>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/715011318/the-start-of-global-warming/</link><guid>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/715011318/the-start-of-global-warming/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 12:19:32 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;font size="5"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;The first generation of climate change alarmists?&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://x43.xanga.com/da2f250b79730257170382/b204624470.gif"&gt;&lt;img title="raeside" style="border-style: none; border-width: 0px;" src="http://x43.xanga.com/da2f250b79730257170382/m204624470.gif" width="580"&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/715011318/the-start-of-global-warming/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>10 SOLID TIPS TO SAFEGUARD YOUR FACEBOOK PRIVACY</title><link>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/714833734/10-solid-tips-to-safeguard-your-facebook-privacy/</link><guid>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/714833734/10-solid-tips-to-safeguard-your-facebook-privacy/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:00:53 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;Do you wonder what to do when your boss or your pastor wants to be your Facebook friend?&amp;nbsp; Are you worried that your information or pictures may not be as private as you want? The following prevention tools are available on Facebook.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;1. Organize Friends in Lists&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;2. Customize Profile Privacy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;3. Set Facebook Privacy Level of Photo Albums&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;4. Restrict Search Visibility&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;5. Control Automatic Wall Posts and News Feed Updates&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;6. Set Facebook Wall Privacy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;7. Avoid Appearing in Advertisements&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;8. Protect Yourself from Friends&amp;#8217; Applications&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;9. Privacy from Your Applications&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;10. Quitting Facebook? Delete, Don&amp;#8217;t Just De-Activate Your Account&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;For detailed instructions go to this website:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;"&gt;&lt;a style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;" href="http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/the-complete-guide-to-facebook-privacy/" rel="nofollow"&gt;http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/the-complete-guide-to-facebook-privacy/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://guypithecus.xanga.com/714833734/10-solid-tips-to-safeguard-your-facebook-privacy/#firstcomment</comments></item></channel></rss>