The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
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DANGEROUS
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SAFER
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SAFEST
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ULTRA SAFE
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What’s for
Dinner?
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Can I help you
With dinner?
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Where would you like
To go for dinner?
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Here, have some wine.
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Are you
Wearing that?
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You sure
Look good in brown!
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WOW! Look at you!
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Here, have some wine
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What are you
So worked up about?
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Could we be
Overreacting?
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Here’s my paycheck.
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Here, have some wine..
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Should you be
Eating that?
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You know, there are
a lot of apples left.
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Can I get you a piece
of chocolate with that?
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Here, have some wine.
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What did you
DO all day?
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I hope you didn’t
over-do it today.
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I’ve always loved you
in that robe!
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Here, have some wine.
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Comments (3)
That reminds me- my wine stock is getting low. Must get some ordered….quick !!
Oh. Well. That explains it.
That was funny! Thanks for sharing!!